May 2013
A friendly guide to series four of Doctor Who
Partners in Crime: The one where DONNAAAAAAAAAA SO CLOSE we're waving up fat
The Fires of Pompeii: The one where HE FOUGHT HER OFF WITH A WATER PISTOL and also creepycreeps and Doctor Who messing with history
Planet of the Ood: The one where you don't want to make the Ood angry
The Sontaran Stratagem: The one where potatoes want to take over the Earth
The Poison Sky: The one where ARE YOU MY MUMMY?
The Doctor's Daughter: The one where the Doctor has a daddy shock
The Unicorn and the Wasp: The one where I DON'T MEAN HUGE, I MEAN FLIPPIN' ENOURMOUS Doctor Who what are you doing
Silence in the Library: The one where Moffat!!!!!
Forest of the Dead: The one where spoilers, Moffat!!!!!, and remember to count the shadows
Midnight: The one where the one where hey hey stoppit stoppit
Turn Left: The one where Donna's got something on her back and Rose and sob
The Stolen Earth: The one where Daleks again, epic opening credits, rosemarthasarahjaneharrietjonescaptainjackharkness SOBSOB
Journey's End: The one where mickeyjackietentoodoctordonna SOBSOBSOB HEARTBREAK SOBSOB
me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.
android18:
doctorharryholmes:
android18:
i don’t get it why are these the top two comments on britney’s toxic video
fucking hell
bands-and-sherloki:
colfr:
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
Oh yes
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
Shine bright like a toilet seat
rohl5:
Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby?
Because i do.
soycrates:
endreal:
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
April 2013
evil-sherlock-holmes:
textsfromxavieracademy:
girlwithgoldeyes:
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
PLOT TWIST:
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
HALP
this is my most reblogged text post
why
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and...
the-vashta-nerada:
bitterempress:
1800’s French Military Uniform
Today’s Military Uniforms
where did all the style go
where was the time when you could just
out-fab your opponents
do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French
and-thus-they-fly:
borderlineotaku:
babyinthetardisat221b:
watsonsdick:
somethinggreaterthanmagic:
plot twist: when John and Mary leave on their honeymoon and they’re on the airport, John gets 3 tickets and he’s like “no, I don’t think so, we only booked two” and then from behind there’s this deep quiet voice “then I phoned back and got one for myself as well”.
John:
fuck that gif...
princess-fluffybutt:
sassyhiddles:
grimdarkcarnival:
missingdinosaur:
methroid:
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.
that sounds like a garment that should be sold...
